The Mayflower

My son and I were heading to Wal-Mart today and he says, "Mom, did you know the Pilgrims come to America on the Mayflower?" I replied yes and inquired who had told him that.

He replied, "Miss P, my preschool teacher. Where do you think she learned that?"

I said, "Probably from a book about history."

He said, "No, I think she came here on the Mayflower."

"No honey, she's not old enough for that," I replied.

"Oh, maybe she was in the water and held onto the bottom of the boat. Popeye did that once," answered Mr. T.

Finally, the truth has been told.